Bayfest aka Buttfest aka Badfest

I’ll start by clarifying Bayfest was not bad. Badfest refers to some behaviour exhibited at Bayfest. Not by me I can assure you. Never me. I would never behave badly. Not in a million….screw it. Here’s the photos I’ve been promising you. We’ll start with Buttfest. I mean who doesn’t love a good butt shot. I will tell you mini-me was horrified when she realized how many butt shots I took. Just wait till she sees the Badfest shots.

As you know mini-me and myself were invited to Bayfest by Ben & Jerry’s to tour their Scoop Truck. They provided us with VIP tickets for the weekend. Unfortunately we had tons of other commitments and could only make one concert. But it was a doozy. Toby Keith, Emerson Drive and Brantley Gilbert. It was so much fun. Our first concert together was a memorable one. Let Bayfest aka Buttfest aka Badfest begin. Hang on to your seats folks, apparently Lunie really likes to take photos at concerts.

BUTTFEST 2012 aka Lunie and Mini-me at Bayfest 2012:

Emerson Drive’s Butt!

Close up!

In motion!

Smiley Guy’s butt!

Side view!

Random crew members butts!

This dude looks pissed at the thought of his butt being photographed!

Worker butts!

Random photographer’s butt!

Video lady’s butt!

Multiple butts!

Brantley Gilbert’s butt!

The fabulous Toby Keith’s butt!

Toby having a drink butt shot!

Horn section’s butts!

They showed their butts a lot!

Some more than others!

These boys really loved showing us their butts!

So who am I to argue!

Come on boys, shake that thang!

More Toby Keith buttage!

He has a pretty nice one!

A bit small though!

Tighter pants would be my suggestion!



I have no idea what the dude is doing!

But it looks highly suspicious!

So I joined in the fun!

Even when you’re trying not to be bad, sometimes you slip up!

And sometimes trouble just finds you!

Sometimes it’s just can’t be helped!


Toby Keith, the legend!

Toby Keith!

Toby Keith!

Toby Keith!

Toby Keith!

Toby Keith!

Toby, the crew and the red solo cup!

Toby Keith!

Toby’s hilarious crew!

Funniest guys ever!

My fave pic of Toby Keith!

Had the best time at our first concert together! Bayfest rocks!

Emerson Drive!

Emerson Drive!

Emerson Drive!

Emerson Drive!

Fave photo of Emerson Drive!

Brantley Gilbert!

The venue before the crowds descended!

Before the crowds!

Thank you to Ben & Jerry’s for the awesome opportunity! Hope to see you next year!

“I like big butts and I cannot lie!” Okay so I’m probably not going to get invited back next year. Let’s just hope Ben & Jerry’s liked Toby’s butt as much as I did!

Toodles and smoochies! xx

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  1. says

    Woo hoo… It’s buttalicious!! Incidentally, the next time you’re gonna get bad, please contact me first. I’m highly neglected in the buttage and badage of life! :)

    Oh, and if you want B&J to invite you back next year, suggest that they come up with a new flavor called Bad to the Butt!

    • Kim Bee says

      I cannot stop laughing my butt off. You are welcome to be bad and buttilicious with me any time Becca. We can pinch butts and photograph them together. Bayfest won’t know what hit them next year. If Keith Urban is there I may actually jump his butt. I can claim insanity. Totally believable.

  2. says

    This post is even more awesome than I imagined it would be when you first told me about it. Which says a lot, because I expected it to be pretty damn awesome with a side of awesomesauce. :)

    Hurray for cute country guy butts!

    • Kim Bee says

      I am so glad you like it. What is completely odd is they were all unintentional. But when you get good butt shots you have to share good butt shots. It’s like butt karma or something.

      Country butts rule!

  3. says

    I always like coming here because I’ve always thought in your writing you had a unique ability to get to the bottom of things. Funny post. Sounds like the two of you had a wonderful time, and your bottom-line is you’d like to do this again.

  4. says

    Where on earth were you positioned or did you stay on the move to always be behind them? Good job there. What a marathon effort getting all those photos on the blog but thanks – it was sure worth it to follow all your captions down the line.

    • Kim Bee says

      Lol, we were right smack in front of the stage and right next to the runway. Could not have had better positioning. What’s funny is I didn’t intend to take butt shots but when I saw how many I had I knew I had to share. I love that you went through them all. There are a ton of pictures.

  5. says

    You crack me up…but thanks for not showing anything below the belt…LOL. I’m sure those Ben and Jerry’s folks won’t forget you :)

  6. says

    Oh My! What a view you had! It’s enough to make this dull housewife’s heart go all a-flutter.

    If I weren’t so dang tired from working on our new house all week, I am sure I could have come up with a cute comment, but my rear is dragging.

    • Kim Bee says

      We had a buttiful view.

      How is the house coming along? We need to catch up. Now get that rear in gear and send me pics.


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