Ya, you heard me!
I ain’t gonna pussyfoot around this one!
Those straws are both for me!
Lunie don’t share!
Especially kick ass milkshakes!
She will however teach you how to make your own dang milkshake. That way you all can quit pestering me for mine. I don’t like to share. Just ask my kids. Years of having mom say “get your own” has taught them well. I’m not above stealing someone else’s milkshake though. But only if they haven’t drank any of it. I have standards folks. And those standards begin and end with cooties. They do exist. And I don’t want yours. Just sayin’!
So get your rear ends to the store, stock up on chocolate ice cream, chocolate syrup and my secret ingredient that makes everyone want to steal my shakes…none other than chocolate milk. You heard it here first people. The key to a real kick ass chocolate shake lies in the milk. If you aren’t using it you are doing it wrong. Just sayin’!
Are you still here?
Seriously people…get to the store so you can make this milkshake. Then you can hoard it for yourself like I did. It’s fun. Especially if you dance around singing “my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, And there like, It’s better than yours”. It’d be really cool if you’d tape yourself doing that. Then send it to me so I can see it. I promise not to post it on YouTube. Really… I do. Seriously!
Toodles and smoochies! xx