Okay so I have a wicked twisted sense of humour, what can I say.
Happy Birthday B-Dude!
The big 2-4, there's got to be some huge significance to that one in Canuck culture I would think. Any Bob and Doug fans out there? Honestly the theme song is now stuck in my head. I love those hosers way too much. Take off eh!
Okay here's where I dig a big hole for myself. Let the craziness begin...
The dude does not know how to cook. The joys of having a mom who cooks like the tazmanian devil on crack is you never learn how. A blessing and a curse I suppose. So in the spirit of B-Dude's birthday and impending independence I've put together a collection of recipes chicks dig. *hole getting bigger* He'll have 10 recipes to choose from when he wants to cook for his date...er, dates....er...date...ah....mommy headache just thinking about it. So in an effort to be all cool and laid back I'm sending him off with recipes to help him score with the ladies. I mean points, score points. Seriously, anyone have a shovel?
Puleeze do not stop reading. I would apologize but you all know this stuff happens often. The mama has a very twisted sense of humour.
Okay so as you all know we are getting prepped for our big road trip out west where we will drop off our son and return home without him. I am not a happy mama. I like my kids close. Like moving next door is too far. But he's doing his thang, and I'm trying to be all cool and okay with it. I'm not but it's all good. Apparently from what I hear I'll get over it. Whatever...
I want him to be little again. Not gonna lie.
But that time has come and gone. They grow up and you just hope you've done a good job raising them. You hope they learned valuable lessons and remember what you've taught them. They grow up. He's all old and mature now.
I've done my job. I've raised him well. I think any young lady would be lucky to have B-Dude cook for her. I mean he's a total catch. A total ladies man.
So here you go B-Dude. A variety of easy recipes chicks will dig. And your mom will dig her hole to China by the time this post is over. I bet B-Dude is so proud of me right now. I mean seriously, who else's mom does this kind of thing right. That, my friends, is dedication to your hooligan. Enjoy the recipes B-Dude, hope you score...points. Geez! Some people are so sensitive.
Lunie's Top 10 Recipes Chicks Dig:
Yup, keeping it classy for B-Dude's birthday. It's a mom thing. We hate to embarrass our kids and always keep things from getting too wild and crazy. The voice of reason, the mature one who keeps a level head and makes sure the kids behave and act appropriately. We guide them, teach them right from wrong and help them keep their morals intact. Oh wait, that's nuns, not moms. Sorry, my bad!
Happy Birthday B-Dude! Go forth and...
okay I can't even finish that sentence.
He shoots, he....
good lord, someone hit me with that shovel, I beg ya!
Toodles and smoochies! xx