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    Home » Featuring » Fun with Jars

    Thick Oreo Milkshake

    Published: Jun 8, 2012 · Modified: Oct 22, 2022 by Kim Beaulieu · This post may contain affiliate links

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    Oreo Milkshake

    Welcome to Fun with Jars Fridays. I was going to make this the last one for the season but I think I may still have one more really fun one up my sleeve. So it's a gamble whether next Friday will be Fun with Jars Friday or Farm Fresh Friday. I'll surprise you. You like surprises right!

    Like this little surprise right here. It is so thick you will not believe it. You'll want to come hug me. But if you try to hug me I might go all ninja on your a**. Lunie hates hugs. Seriously people, just back away and no one gets hurt. You can thank me with hordes of money, but hugs are off limits. I realize I've just made you the best thick oreo milkshake ever but just chill out a bit. Have a nice long sip. Cool your jets. Just make sure you use a really big, extra wide straw for this one. Or a spoon. Trust me, you'll thank me for that tip. Trying to suck this through a teeny little straw will just make you angry. And no one likes an angry drinker. Of the milkshake variety.

    So grab some mason jars, glasses, troughs, whatever you have on hand and have at it. This is simple, easy and quick. Plus it tastes like oreo heaven. I'm telling you there is nothing quite like a thick oreo milkshake. I got you covered. The key is what you mix it with. And this my friends is not for those with tiny waistlines. You can just move your skinny little a**es on now. There's tons of skinny versions of this stuff. Have at it. Leave the thick oreo milkshakes for us big, happy people. You know, the kind that like sugar and dairy. Things like this is why we're always smiling. We know the secret to life. And it's thick oreo milkshakes. In a mason jar. Sucked up with an extra wide straw.

    Oreo Milkshake

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    Thick Oreo Milkshake

    A thick oreo milkshake you’ll need an extra wide straw to drink!
    Prep Time 5 minutes
    Total Time 5 minutes
    Servings 1 Large or 2 Small

    Ingredients

    • 4 super large scoops of ice cream
    • ¾ cup heavy cream whipping cream
    • 12 oreos crushed

    Instructions

    • Pop everything in a blender and pulse until well blended.

    Notes

    To line your glasses like I did you just need to either buy oreo crumbs or crush some oreos on your own. Then take corn syrup and line the edge of the glass with it. Then dunk the the top of the glass in a bowl with the crumbs. Easy peasy!
    Using heavy cream makes it thicker. You can use regular milk if desired.

    Oreo Milkshake

    Yes people I just told you to use whipping cream in a milkshake. For those of you having a mini heart attack right now it's okay. They use whipping cream/heavy cream in ice cream. That's what makes it thick. So that is what will make your milkshake thick. See, that's called using your noggin. If you're too freaked out to try it and you're going to be a big baby about it, then use 2% milk at least. For those of you who complain the milkshake isn't thick enough it's quite likely that you're using 1% or skim milk. People, that is not going to get the job done. That's great for things like.....*crickets*......er, sorry I don't use 1% or skim in anything so I'm at a loss. Use whipping cream/heavy cream or at least 2%, trust me! You can send hordes of money once you're done. You're welcome.

    Toodles and smoochies! xx

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    Comments

    1. Baker Street

      June 11, 2012 at 1:45 am

      5 stars
      Guess who just had this for breakfast! Woohoo! What a perfect beginning to the day. Couldn't help myself but make it right away! 🙂

      Reply
    2. Dara

      June 11, 2012 at 12:17 pm

      This looks sooo good. Whipping cream is a great idea for thickness, never thought of that one... I love jars - give us more jars!

      Reply
    3. Katherine Martinelli

      June 11, 2012 at 3:34 pm

      5 stars
      Ohhh yes please!!! Sounds just perfect.

      Reply
    4. Janet@FCTC

      June 11, 2012 at 11:44 pm

      Kim-

      Please serve this at our wedding reception along with the other 45,000 things I've now asked you to make for it.
      Love,
      Your twin and future spouse 😛

      Reply
    5. Debra Kapellakis

      June 12, 2012 at 8:31 am

      5 stars
      That looks VERY VERY VERY yummy!

      Reply
    6. Kristina

      June 13, 2012 at 10:23 am

      Ugh! I wish I would've seen your post last week! I just made up an oreo milkshake recipe for my dad's office (I do a recipe board for 'brace-friendly' recipes... my dad's an orthodontist.. 🙂 And adding the heavy cream is totally what it needed! I love super thick shakes, this looks really good Kim!

      Reply
    7. Jennie @themessybakerblog

      June 26, 2012 at 8:50 pm

      Oh my gosh, yum! Oreos are the best cookie on the face of the planet, and you've just managed to take them to another level. I'm drooling.

      Reply
    8. Victoria

      September 17, 2012 at 5:39 pm

      4 stars
      Just letting you know that you 'dissing' (for lack of better word) might be offensive and indignating for some people who (just like the whole freaking world!) might love Oreos. You dont have to be chubby to enjoy the delights of life! Absolutely great recipe.

      Reply
    9. Emily @ Life on Food

      June 07, 2013 at 8:21 pm

      My dad likes malts. yuck. I would take one of these though. The more Oreos the better.

      Reply
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