Hi folks. I wanted to whip up a quick dip for all you football fans out there. I mean just because I hate sports and am boycotting the Superbowl doesn’t mean I can’t feed you right. Okay so I am not so much “boycotting” as I am “not watching it”. But you know same dif right.
So here is another example of me making things I do not eat. Kim does not do dip. Unless it’s fruit dip, then I may partake. But veggie and taco dips not so much. I mean it’s food….touching. I’d need a therapist after. I can do nachos and cheese. But only if the cheese is just cheese and not tomatoes tossed in or any other weird concoctions most people find “normal”. I really was not kidding when I named this blog “lunatic”. I have enough food issues to keep 10 therapists in the money and retire them like kings I swear. I whipped this one up for the dudes. While they watch the stupid Superbowl I shall be watching something girlie like “13 going on 30”, or “catch and release” or “last of the mohicans”. Just sayin’. Sometimes being a girl is just more fun. There may even be nail polish involved. Run for your life dudes. This chick does chick stuff. But eats like a dude. Except taco dip. Cuz that’s just all kinds of wrong.
And on that note here’s your dip. I mean now that I’ve made it all sound so magical you must just be chomping at the bit to try it.
Oh before I rattle on about something else that’s sure to rile up the dudes, since I don’t do dip I had to look one up. I found a good one on Kraft Kitchen but then changed it a little bit. Cuz…you know….I know so much about dip and all.
- 1 cup miracle whip dressing
- 1 cup sour cream
- 3 tablespoons taco seasoning mix
- 1/2 cup salsa
- 1/2 cup shredded medium cheddar cheese
Mix your miracle whip, sour cream and taco seasoning in a bowl. I find whisking it works well.
Now put that mixture into what you are serving the dip in and fill about 1/2 way up.
Now add your salsa over top.
Now sprinkle with cheese.
Serve with chips and a big old jersey wearing smile.
*no nails were broken or chipped while making this dip, whew*
I missed FUN WITH JARS FRIDAY this week so thought I would put the dip in jars to make up for it. I did miss a post this week. I apologize since I have been working really hard to be more consistent and post on a regular schedule. We’ve had a weird week so I got off kilter for a day. Those who follow me on facebook know I am having some issues with my leg, they think it’s possibly plantar fascitiis so yesterday was spent getting more Xrays. This was yesterday’s adventure as posted on facebook:
Tech- Okay lay on your back, put your right foot behind your head, then take your left leg and turn it to the right while turning your hip to the left, then point your toes up, while also not moving.
Me- Wtf is the matter with you?
Tech- Why, does that hurt?
Me- Seriously, are you mental?
Tech- Okay don’t move.
Me- Like I could if I wanted to!
*somewhere there is a youtube video of me floating around getting laughed at across the nation, I am sure of it*
Ya, so the rest of the day was painful and I ordered dinner instead of making what was planned. I also laid on the couch most of the night. I’m not going to lie, I totally enjoyed being a bit lazy for a couple hours.
So hope you all enjoy Superbowl Sunday or as I like to call it “Kim gets the upstairs TV and watches chick flicks all day”. The dudes get banished to the dungeon. And have to wear headphones. Cuz I not only don’t wanna watch it, I don’t wanna hear it either. Booyah! Take that dudes.
Toodles and smoochies. xx