Freak the heck out of your guests for your next Walking Dead Party by serving them a big old jug of Toilet Water. It’s so simple to make! Just a few ingredients and a quick shake for a delicious drink you could drink right out of the bowl!
Recipes for Day Three:
Toilet Water from Cravings of a Lunatic
Pecan Trail Mix from Try Anything Once
Shortcut Homemade Turtles for Enid from All Roads Lead to the Kitchen
Ah, the sweet, sweet smell of …..toilet water?
WTF? Okay, okay, I apologize but seriously, how could I not jump all over this opportunity. It’s just too hard to resist. I had to do it. I kept it clean though. Because when you make toilet water you want to ensure it’s clean, am I right?
Okay, so why Toilet Water? It’s in the show. If you’re as big of a fan of The Walking Dead as I am you know dang well there’s an episode where they drink toilet water. Not only do they drink about it, but they joke around about it. I figure if they can have some fun with it why can’t I. So I ran with it.
If you’re into sports like car racing you probably know there’s a place that serves Toilet Water. I believe Eldora Speedway in Ohio serves up Toilet Water. There’s also lots of bars that serve it as well. So I’m not going out on too much off a limb here. I’m perfectly normal, all things considered.
I wanted to make my Toilet Water blue for the simple reason that white water would be boring. Yellow water would look disgusting, and I really didn’t want to make this with lemons. I wanted a fun blue colour to it so I went with the idea that it had one of those toilet bowl cleaners in it.
Okay, now I’m out on a limb. I mean who is running around cleaning toilets during the apocalypse? I know, probably the same guy who cuts the grass at the prison, right?! I’m sure it’s probably the same person who is preserving bodies for funerals too. This person is super busy. Cleaning toilets, cutting grass, embalming people. Busy, busy.
Since I already entered silly-land with all my assumptions on this one I decided whoever is doing all this hard labour must be drinking some kind of energy drink, or Powerade for that matter. So I literally used Powerade to colour this drink instead of blue Curacao, or food colouring. I know, my mind was spinning this week. Too much sugar from the cinnamon pecans.
You can flavour this drink with whatever your little heart desires. If you can find blue frozen juice concentrate I’d use that. It would work perfectly and add some kick ass flavour to this. Cripes, you could use blue kool-aid if nothing else is available. Whatever floats your boat. Who has time to be picky during the apocalypse!
Be sure to adjust the vodka to your own taste. If you want a wussy drink go easy on the vodka. If you’re a powerhouse drinker then you can amp up the vodka. You do you. The amounts are easily adjustable to your taste and tolerance. Don’t drink alcohol? Coolio, I rarely do either. Just leave out the booze and make this alcohol free. No biggie.
If you want to get super creative you can make this dirty by adding a multitude of things to it. Add whipped cream to make it look like there is toilet paper in it. Or add tootsie rolls to make it look like, well, you know. You can also add lemon pulp or wedges to make it look like, well, you know. Do your thing. Go balls to the wall if you want. No judgement.
I tend to go for the wussy versions of drinks. I’m a total wimp with booze. I have IBS so alcohol makes my belly flip flop. So of course it seems appropriate I would make Toilet Water for the blog. Seems just about right actually. I’m assuming none of my regulars are at all surprised right now. For my new readers, welcome, here’s some toilet water.
I know, it’s actually a really pretty drink!
Even Daryl likes Toilet Water!
C’mon now, you know I had to get a photo with Daryl in it. It’s tradition for Dead Eats.
Moving on. Let’s make some pretty toilet water. You know you want to.
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- 2 Litre 7-Up Sprite also works
- 750 ml good quality vodka more or less to taste
- 355 ml Mixed Berry Blue Powerade, more or less to taste
- 1/2 cup Cointreau more or less to taste
Pour all the ingredients into a large pitcher. Mix well. Chill until needed.
Serve with a big old toilet water loving smile!
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